Drop 001The Wild OnesFall 2026Gilbert, ArizonaEdition of 500
Something got into the pipes.
Four die-cut stickers. Free. Mailed to your door. The only thing worse than a raccoon under your sink is not having a sticker about it.
497 of 500 packs left
Four of them got out. Keep going and they come off the wall one at a time.
001The Wolf
Root Intrusion
Forty feet of clay sewer line and one mature ash tree that was there first. The roots always win. We just decide how expensive the win is.
Sewer repair & replacement
002The Moose
Valve Failure
He wanted a rinse. Now the tile is coming off the wall and the shutoff is behind the drywall, because of course it is.
General plumbing
003The Raccoon
P-Trap Disassembly
Nobody asked him to look under there. Nobody ever does, until the cabinet floor goes soft.
Drain cleaning
004The Grizzly
Main Line Blowout
Something had to give. It gave at two in the morning, which is when these things give.
Whole-home repipingFour of them. One envelope.
That is the whole pack. Tell us where to send it and it goes out this week.
Claim your packGet the pack
We print these ourselves and mail them ourselves. 500 packs for the East Valley, then it’s gone.
Outside our service area? You still get on the list — we just can’t mail vinyl out of the East Valley.
The clubQuarterly
A new drop every quarter.
Four new designs, four times a year. Members get first claim before they go public, and the old drops don’t come back. Drop 002 lands in January.
Get 3 people on the list and Drop 002 is yours before it opens. Every drop is 500 packs and every drop sells out. Yours will be waiting. You get your link the moment you join.
Plumbing Gone Wild
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